Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?
Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?
Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?
Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?
Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?
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Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?

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Design Backstory

We know the world is full of morons, bureaucrats and idiocrats. However combining elements of the STEAM fields of Art and Mathematics we have a smart Moron, Zbigniew Moron and the renowned Dutch artist Piet Mondrian.

"The emotion of beauty is always obscured by the appearance of the object. Therefore, the object must be eliminated from the picture." Piet Mondrian

The design was inspired while reading Adam Spencer’s “World of Numbers” and adapts Mondrian’s style to apply it to a Moron’s 33 x 32 unit (non-square) rectangle with the sum of the component squares of 1, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15 and 18 being equal to the area of a rectangle measuring 33 by 32 units to equal 1056 square units (Try it!).

Sometimes biology, chemistry and physics converge to produce beauty out of morons stimulating, perhaps, a boogie-woogie down Broadway.

(see also ‘A Special Factor Cat-egorically Appreciated – Mister’ {& Missy} designs)

"We made a big mistake 300 years ago when we separated technology and humanism. ... It's time to put the two back together."

Michael Dertouzos, Scientific American, July 1997

 “Art is the R&D department of capitalism”

Grayson Perry (because it is STEAM-powered - always changing and evolving)

 “I love pretty patterns”

John H. Conroy, Mathematician & The Game of Life' inventor - died of Covid in 2019.

This is a super-comfy and high quality, eco-friendly, 100% organic ring-spun cotton unisex t-shirt.


• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 27 ¼ 28 ⅜ 29 ⅛ 29 ⅞ 30 ¾
Chest Width (inches) 18 ¼ 19 ¼ 20 ½ 21 ¾ 22 ⅞
Sleeve Length (inches) 8 ⅛ 8 ½ 8 ⅞ 8 ⅞ 9 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (cm) 69 72 74 76 78
Chest Width (cm) 46 49 52 55 58
Sleeve Length (cm) 21 22 23 23 24

Professor Brian Cox

“Science is too important not to be part of popular culture”

Prof Brian Cox

“On the way to the impossible we might find something eminently doable”Prof Brian Cox on summing up the endeavor science (fm The Infinite Monkey Cage – Extraterrestrial Life podcast, BBC Radio 4 7 Dec 2009)

Albert Einstein on Emmy Noether

“… the most significant creative mathematical genius thus far produced since the higher education of women began”

Peter Abelard, French Philsopher & logician

“Through doubting we are led to inquire, and by inquiring we perceive the truth”

Steve Jobs

“I think the biggest innovations of the twenty first century will be the intersection of biology and technology. A new era is beginning”