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Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?

Unisex organic cotton t-shirt - A Smart Moron ... & Mondrian?

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This is a super-comfy and high quality, eco-friendly, 100% organic ring-spun cotton unisex t-shirt.

Design backstory:
We know the world is full of morons, bureaucrats and idiocrats. However combining elements of the STEAM fields of Art and Mathematics we have a smart Moron, Zbigniew Moron and the renowned Dutch artist Piet Mondrian.

"The emotion of beauty is always obscured by the appearance of the object. Therefore, the object must be eliminated from the picture." Piet Mondrian

The design was inspired while reading Adam Spencer’s “World of Numbers” and adapts Mondrian’s style to apply it to a Moron’s 33 x 32 unit (non-square) rectangle with the sum of the component squares of 1, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15 and 18 being equal to the area of a rectangle measuring 33 by 32 units to equal 1056 square units (Try it!).

Sometimes biology, chemistry and physics converge to produce beauty out of morons stimulating, perhaps, a boogie-woogie down Broadway.

(see also ‘A Special Factor Cat-egorically Appreciated – Mister’ {& Missy} designs)

"We made a big mistake 300 years ago when we separated technology and humanism. ... It's time to put the two back together."

Michael Dertouzos, Scientific American, July 1997

 “Art is the R&D department of capitalism”

Grayson Perry (because it is STEAM-powered - always changing and evolving)

 “I love pretty patterns”

John H. Conroy, Mathematician & The Game of Life' inventor - died of Covid in 2019.

Spec:
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

Size guide:

  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 27 ¼ 28 ⅜ 29 ⅛ 29 ⅞ 30 ¾
Chest Width (inches) 18 ¼ 19 ¼ 20 ½ 21 ¾ 22 ⅞
Sleeve Length (inches) 8 ⅛ 8 ½ 8 ⅞ 8 ⅞ 9 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (cm) 69 72 74 76 78
Chest Width (cm) 46 49 52 55 58
Sleeve Length (cm) 21 22 23 23 24

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